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Send it to the President, it probably won't get there but you can make a statement in some way.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eYou may look at this and think: \"$20 is a lot for a Smirnoff Ice,\" to that we say: \"Why are you broke?\" But seriously, try to go to the store, buy a Smirnoff Ice, get a box, place it in the box, tape up the box, drive to UPS, send it that way. It is literally going to cost you more money than this is, and don't even get us started on gas and time. This is literally the cheapest way you will be able to do this. Not to mention this is like $10 at a bar anyways. Don't blame us for inflation.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003eOur Lawyers (Chat GPT) told us we have to include all this stuff below, we aren't afraid of you though.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eAll consumer sales are made by licensed retailers. Must be 21+ to drink. Please Drink responsibly.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eAny alcohol purchased through this website must be shipped to someone over the age of 21. The shipping carrier will require proof of age for any shipment containing alcohol.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eState and Federal laws require a person of at least 21 years of age to be present to sign for all alcohol shipments. For your convenience, our shipper will make three (3) attempts to deliver your shipment before returning your package to us. If you are not home on a regular basis, please use your work or office as the shipping address.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eAvailability to the states outlined is subject to change anytime.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eWARNING: Drinking distilled spirits, beer, coolers, wine and other alcoholic beverages may increase cancer risk, and, during pregnancy, can cause birth defects. 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Imagine how classy you would look, that could be a Tinder profile picture. Anyways, hand this to your dad and he will tell you he is proud of you. \u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"The Mixologer","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":48265927688413,"sku":"CLASSICROCKS2","price":20.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0842\/7870\/6397\/files\/700A1567_db5f80ab-09d4-4bf1-90b9-b2facc418afa.jpg?v=1785179651"},{"product_id":"cocktail-shaker-tumbler","title":"Cocktail Shaker \u0026 Tumbler","description":"\u003cp\u003eThere is a reason every cocktail you drink just tastes terrible. Reusing your Chipotle fork to try to stir together orange juice and vodka isn't the action of a fully formed human being. You can do better than that. This is a pretty high quality cocktail shaker, it will combine that orange juice and vodka like a motherfucker. 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