{"title":"Home page","description":null,"products":[{"product_id":"a-shot-for-a-friend","title":"A Shot for a Friend","description":"\u003cp\u003e\u003cmeta charset=\"utf-8\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003eYour friend is probably going through a tough time, maybe his girlfriend broke up with him after discovering his collection of old maps, maybe she got fired for speaking in ASMR at the morning stand up meeting. Maybe they are just a bad person that should feel bad but you like them anyways through shared lived experiences. We aren't here to judge your friend though, that's going to be our next website. This website is about selling alcohol and alcohol accessories. This one is very simple, we will put a shot in a box and ship it to them. Then they will open the shot, consume it, and the world will feel like a less terrifying place for 30-60 minutes. If your friend is really going through a tough time, send them 6 of these.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003eYou could literally not do this cheaper than this. If you balk at $20, first stop online shopping and get your money up, but really think through the amount of effort you would have to put in to make this a reality. You don't want to do that. You want to create 14 more Uber Eats carts for different places while deciding what you actually want for lunch. So just buy this and let us do the work for you, then you can go back to that.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e \u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cmeta charset=\"utf-8\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003eOur Lawyers (Chat GPT) told us we have to include all this stuff below, we aren't afraid of you though.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eAll consumer sales are made by licensed retailers. Must be 21+ to drink. Please Drink responsibly.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eAny alcohol purchased through this website must be shipped to someone over the age of 21. The shipping carrier will require proof of age for any shipment containing alcohol.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eState and Federal laws require a person of at least 21 years of age to be present to sign for all alcohol shipments. For your convenience, our shipper will make three (3) attempts to deliver your shipment before returning your package to us. If you are not home on a regular basis, please use your work or office as the shipping address.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eAvailability to the states outlined is subject to change anytime.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eWARNING: Drinking distilled spirits, beer, coolers, wine and other alcoholic beverages may increase cancer risk, and, during pregnancy, can cause birth defects. 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Send it to an old friend that you don't talk to anymore because they weren't that interesting, but you just saw they won a lot of money so you are trying to snake your way back in. Send it to your mom, we don't care. Send it to the President, it probably won't get there but you can make a statement in some way.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eYou may look at this and think: \"$20 is a lot for a Smirnoff Ice,\" to that we say: \"Why are you broke?\" But seriously, try to go to the store, buy a Smirnoff Ice, get a box, place it in the box, tape up the box, drive to UPS, send it that way. It is literally going to cost you more money than this is, and don't even get us started on gas and time. This is literally the cheapest way you will be able to do this. Not to mention this is like $10 at a bar anyways. Don't blame us for inflation.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003eOur Lawyers (Chat GPT) told us we have to include all this stuff below, we aren't afraid of you though.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eAll consumer sales are made by licensed retailers. Must be 21+ to drink. Please Drink responsibly.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eAny alcohol purchased through this website must be shipped to someone over the age of 21. The shipping carrier will require proof of age for any shipment containing alcohol.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eState and Federal laws require a person of at least 21 years of age to be present to sign for all alcohol shipments. For your convenience, our shipper will make three (3) attempts to deliver your shipment before returning your package to us. 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