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Antarctic Clear Ice Maker (Sphere or Cube)

Antarctic Clear Ice Maker (Sphere or Cube)

Regular price $40.00 USD
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I think a lot of people underestimate how many problems in their lives are caused by the shape of their ice. I am not saying that buying this product will cure your ED, or make the one who got away come back, or make you change your college major because Communications was probably never going to work out, but it is at least worth a shot. Skeptical? Alright, but only because you lack imagination.

Scenario: You are hosting a party/get together/ game night who cares. Your friend Zack says " Hey I am going to bring a new person." Alright thats fine Zack with a K, even though he is always doing this shit and you never really like his friends. Zack's friend comes, you pour him a drink with this beautiful clear ice, you can see right through to the soul of the water type clear ice. Zack's friend immediately understands you are a person of class and respect, offers you a job for $5 million a year. Bang.

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