Ice Your Friend

We are keeping this one very simple. Do you remember Icing someone in college if you weren't a nerd? The feeling of joy that would start in your chest when your dumbass friend fell right into your trap? We are offering that to you again. We will literally put a Smirnoff Ice into a box and send it to your friend. Do this to an old crush and shoot your shot, better than stalking their Facebook page again you lonely freak. Send it to an old friend that you don't talk to anymore because they weren't that interesting, but you just saw they won a lot of money so you are trying to snake your way back in. Send it to your mom, we don't care. Send it to the President, it probably won't get there but you can make a statement in some way.

You may look at this and think: "$20 is a lot for a Smirnoff Ice," to that we say: "Why are you broke?" But seriously, try to go to the store, buy a Smirnoff Ice, get a box, place it in the box, tape up the box, drive to UPS, send it that way. It is literally going to cost you more money than this is, and don't even get us started on gas and time. This is literally the cheapest way you will be able to do this. Not to mention this is like $10 at a bar anyways. Don't blame us for inflation.

Our Lawyers (Chat GPT) told us we have to include all this stuff below, we aren't afraid of you though.

All consumer sales are made by licensed retailers. Must be 21+ to drink. Please Drink responsibly.

Any alcohol purchased through this website must be shipped to someone over the age of 21. The shipping carrier will require proof of age for any shipment containing alcohol.

State and Federal laws require a person of at least 21 years of age to be present to sign for all alcohol shipments. For your convenience, our shipper will make three (3) attempts to deliver your shipment before returning your package to us. If you are not home on a regular basis, please use your work or office as the shipping address.

Availability to the states outlined is subject to change anytime.

WARNING: Drinking distilled spirits, beer, coolers, wine and other alcoholic beverages may increase cancer risk, and, during pregnancy, can cause birth defects. For more information go to www.P65Warnings.ca.gov/alcohol.